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]]> feeds@yuku.com (romeo418) http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/721 Sat, 30 Aug 2003 06:23:53 GMT http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/722/t/Things-NOT-to-say-to-a-naked-man-R-.html
That's it?

Wow - look at all the hair on your back!

Maybe you should start going to the gym more.

That was fine, dear...pass me my vibrator?

Thats a shame, maybe we should grab a video instead?

Wake me when it's over, ok?

I think the condom's too big.

Zzzzzz....

You want me to what?!?

Well, that explains the padded pants.

Did you take out the garbage... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Benjsec) http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/722 Tue, 10 Jun 2003 23:46:29 GMT http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/725/t/Dante-s-Inferno-Test.html The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Benjsec) http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/725 Wed, 04 Jun 2003 14:12:48 GMT http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/726/t/Texas-Chili.html
Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (The Great Axholio) http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/726 Tue, 03 Jun 2003 20:23:21 GMT http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/727/t/The-Wisdom-Of-My-Age.html
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (The Great Axholio) http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/727 Mon, 02 Jun 2003 17:54:54 GMT http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/723/t/Daddy-who-.html The kid says, "Goodnight mommy, daddy, grandpa, and goodbye grandma."

The next day the grandma dies. The guy thinks this is really weird. That night, the kid says "Good-
night mommy, daddy, and goodbye grandpa" The next day the grandpa dies.

The father thinks this is really weird. That night the kid says, "Goodnight mommy, and goodbye daddy."
The father freaks. He's thinking... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Warrior Monk Jack Rabbit) http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/723 Sun, 01 Jun 2003 19:06:41 GMT http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/729/t/Drinkers-Personalities.html
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, down to earth; low maintenance.
Best Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks.
Best Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (The Great Axholio) http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/729 Wed, 28 May 2003 18:57:11 GMT http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/728/t/Woo-Woo-Lil-Gurl-Wanna-Piece-of-Candy-R-.html Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar.

I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on
the corner of feeds@yuku.com (The Great Axholio) http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/728 Wed, 28 May 2003 14:52:43 GMT http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/724/t/The-Old-New-Game.html




I feeds@yuku.com (The Great Axholio) http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/724 Fri, 23 May 2003 03:35:26 GMT http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/730/t/Sometimes-it-DOES-take-a-Rocket-Scientist-.html
Scientists at Roll Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead
chickens at the windshields of airliners, and military jets, all travelling at maximum velocity.

The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains.

Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Azhrialilu) http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/730 Thu, 22 May 2003 22:46:44 GMT http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/732/t/On-Line-Coven-Initiation-Ritual-Log.html has totally burned out her hard drive and probably won't be able to get back on line for at
least two weeks
EAST>> Darn! She was going to teach us how to make cyber corn dollies next week [:-(]
HP>> Can I suggest that we table this and get down to business?
EAST>>Yes, sorry
HP>> We're about to start the initiation ritual. Is everyone ready?
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (wytch333(d)) http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/732 Thu, 22 May 2003 09:06:28 GMT http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/734/t/Life.html gb ]]> feeds@yuku.com (gjbeemer) http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/734 Tue, 20 May 2003 18:08:34 GMT http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/736/t/An-oldie-but-a-goody.html hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I fill the water piture with martini mix instead of water.

If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the
sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded
to talk up a storm.

Upon his... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Warrior Monk Jack Rabbit) http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/736 Sun, 18 May 2003 19:18:40 GMT http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/735/t/Cyber-R-.html Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Benjsec) http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/735 Thu, 15 May 2003 14:10:49 GMT http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/733/t/What-s-your-worst-joke-.html
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad?
They moved the furniture.

What is Helen Keller's dog's name?
argrgghhrrhrhhahahhererhllth.

Did you know that her dog jumped off a cliff?
You would too if your name was argrgghhrrhrhhahahhererhllth.

Did you know that Helen Keller burned her ear?
She answered the iron.

You know how she burned the other one?
The son-of-a-bytch called back.


... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (The Great Axholio) http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/733 Thu, 15 May 2003 13:16:26 GMT http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/731/t/How-to-be-annoying-at-Pagan-gatherings.html 2. While bar-b-queing, say loudly, "boy fido was such a good pet, I can't wait to see what he tastes like".
3. Run around the maypole backwards.
4. Talk dirty during the great rite.
5. Use your athame to carve grafiti on all the trees.
6. During a skyclad ritual, point and laugh.
7. Say all chants backwards.
8. Wear only fur, preferably with the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (wytch333(d)) http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/731 Thu, 15 May 2003 11:18:29 GMT http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/737/t/Possibly-the-greatest-stupid-blonde-joke-ever-.html Click Here ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Azhrialilu) http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/737 Sat, 10 May 2003 11:49:33 GMT http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/739/t/The-Ant-and-the-Grasshopper.html
You've all heard the story.....

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.



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... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (The Great Axholio) http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/739 Fri, 14 Mar 2003 12:57:55 GMT http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/740/t/Do-you-know-how-to-have-sex-R-.html >the door, the man ask if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed
>the door. Again, though, the man knocked, and asked the same question. Not
>amused, the woman screamed at him and told him to leave. Later that
>evening,
>the woman told her husband of the incident. He said he'd stay home the
>following day just in case the man returned.
>
>Sure... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Aradia375) http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/740 Tue, 11 Mar 2003 21:35:46 GMT http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/741/t/Sam-was-dying.html >
>His wife, Carol, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held
>his fragile hand, with tears running down her face. Her praying roused him
>from his slumber.
>
>He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.
>"My darling Carol," he whispered.
>
>"Hush, my love," she said. "Rest. Shhh, don't talk."
>
>In his tired voice, "I have something I must... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Aradia375) http://amagickaljourney.yuku.com/topic/741 Tue, 11 Mar 2003 21:34:16 GMT